It happens every time we eat out.
“How many?’ We answer three and yes we would like a kids menu. We are then shuttled to the obvious kid area of the restaurant where a mix of crayons and Cheerios litter the floor and where other parents are sequestered from the “real” patrons. There is usually a toddler nearby in a high chair banging a spoon or a stroller with way too much baby gear parked near the table near the restroom.
We’ve adapted to this reality even though our son is now older and has table manners. But what comes next annoys my husband and now myself as I have noticed it too. The waiter comes over, drops off water glasses and NEVER shares the specials. Never.
Is this trite? Absolutely. It was a game at first. Will they or won’t they? And now, after taking an informal count, only once in the last 6 months have we ever heard the specials. We hear other patrons nearby being told of delicate salmon prepared with rosemary potatoes, braised ribs, and all other sorts of fun things that we only dare to dream of. They are offered wine lists while we wait endlessly for bread.
My husband at first thought it was racial since we are in a mixed marriage. We live in the SF Bay Area where tolerance for everything is quite high so I shot that down. Then he thought maybe it was that we weren’t “fancy” looking preferring jeans and sneakers. But the reality is that when you are seated in the kid zone of the restaurant you may as well be in the Antarctic.
On behalf of parents every where, waiters, please don’t assume we parental folks are not interested in real food. We do eat more than macaroni cheese and chicken tenders. And yes, we do tip. So bring on the bread basket, wine list, specials and dessert menus. Chances are we need a drink after sitting in kid land.